40. Oh I just couldnt. Hell, shes only sixteen.
39. I"ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape wont fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I"ll have a Heineken.
35. We dont keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You cant feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, its just not safe.
30. Wrasslins fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. Were vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I"ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we dont need another dog.
24. Whos Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldnt find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I"ll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I"ve got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffanys.
11. I"ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09. Checkmate.
08. Shes too young to be wearing a bikini.
07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06. Hey, heres an episode of "Hee Haw" that we havent seen.
05. I dont have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I"m drivin tonight.
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