A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child..."
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "Whats wrong with it?"
The doctor says, "Theres nothing really wrong with it, its just a little different! Its a hermaphrodite."
The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, whats that?"
The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female."
The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?"
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