Bear in Bar
A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we dont give beer to bears in bars."
The bear replies, "If you dont give me a beer, I"ll eat that lady over there."
The bartender says, "Go ahead."
So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we dont give beer to bears on drugs."
"What do mean," says the bear. "I"m not on drugs."
"Yes, you are, that was the barbituate."
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