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Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I"ve seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"
Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, shes charging a small fortune."

Bill: "Hugh, moneys no object to me. Whats her number." So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.

They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."

To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill.....and now I know how you chose the name ..... Microsoft."




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