A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I"m sorry sir, but wherever I go, theres always a tree in front of me and I cant seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, thats your air freshener!"
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