Three girls are sitting around, totally bored so one girl suggests that they make up nicknames for their ideal boyfriends and name them after soda pops.
"I want mine to be 7-Up, "cause 7 days a week hes up."
"I want mine to be Mountain Dew "cause when hes in between my mountains, we"ll be doing it."
"Mines gonna be Jack Daniels."
"You cant do that. Here we are talking about soda pop and youre talking about a hard liquor."
"Exactly."
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